Popular Comments Ladies Make and What it Really Mean
Dealing with women can be so tricky at times, their mode of communication, reasoning and even behaviour is quite different from how guys communicate. As a result, every guy must study a woman well enough to understand her peculiarity to know how best to relate with her.
However, in communicating, most ladies go through the corners a lot, yea you heard that right. You’d rarely see a lady come plain in her communication style with guys, especially if it’s a guy she has butterflies in her belly towards and guys sometimes find this hard to bear with this. Life no too hard for guys; once you say a word they pick it as what you mean and move on.
So in this article, we have compiled popular sentences or words that ladies use but mean directly the opposite.
1. “I’m missing your voice, I just say lemme call you”
Ah Ahn! Aunty Kate, that’s so caring of you, you are missing my voice…. issorite. Dear comrade, no go think am ooo. She actually deliberately picked up her phone to call you and she just wants to hear you speak; seize the moment and engage her in a good conversation, make you self no dey blush because she’s already blushing at her end and when you start blushing too, she may get irritated and may never call you again. Once again, no be say she bored she sabi wetin she wan do.
2. “Just be pressing your phone you hear, there’s no problem”
Ahhhh, my guy, there’s a problem already oooo and you need to drop that phone quickly. First of all, maybe she came visiting or you guys had a date and you are pressing your phone…ah OG o wrong now, why would you do that? It’s very very disrespectful. It’s advisable you put your phone in airplane mode or maybe silent if you’re expecting an important call so you’d get notified and be able to return the call when you are less busy. Boss drop that phone immediately and focus on her o, na me dey tell you this thing I no fit lie give you.
3. “I’ll soon be going home ooo”
Wow, really…..So you left your house and now you suddenly want to be going, Issorite. My comrade, it shows you are not doing well, in other words, you are boring and your company is not giving her the vibes she expected. Do you know what she had to forsake to come and spend time with you and you are now dulling her vibes? She’s not going home anytime soon, she’s just trying to tell you to spice up the atmosphere with something make ginger full ground, shey you gerrit??? Make she no go home o, or else she’s never coming back.
4. “It’s late already, I’ll just stay back”
This is the funniest of all remarks a lady can give when she’s with a guy. Aunty, didn’t you see the time since when it was still day so you can go home? But you chose to wait till it’s dark; well, no problem, we got you covered.
Comrade, it’s not as if she didn’t know time was going, she most likely planned to pass the night with you so don’t even attempt to say you’d escort her to the junction, you will be punished at the general comrades meeting. Just tell her there’s no problem, make her comfortable and for you to make her feel calm, give her one of your shirts yes, that big one. When she wears it, tell her it looks good on her, if you get money buy chinchin for the night self, you’d thank me later. 😎
5. “Do you have light in your house? I want to come and charge my phone”
My boss, never say you don’t have light; even if you don’t have light tell her there’s light she should come. Even if you are not at home tell her to come and pick up the keys from your neighbour. E get why.
Ladies would do everything possible not to leave their comfort zone if it’s not necessary and here’s is this special one who wants to come to your house without you even asking and you want to say No, who are you to say No, comrade answer me who are you? Amaka come jare, don’t worry even if there’s no light, I’d put on Gen, I get fuel.
6. “Let’s Play Truth Or Dare”
My Boss, congratulations oooo, you are a lucky man. If she wants to play games she knows where she can go. She obviously wants to get some information from or try some nasty things with you under the disguise of playing a game and she wants it to be with you alone….do you get it now? I trust you.
There are two ways about it, if you are interested at that time say yes, if you are not interested also say yes, such opportunities na once in a lifetime, no miss am.
However, lemme give you one piece of advice. Whatever happens during the game should remain between the both of you. Don’t go around like a parrot broadcasting whatever happened between both parties. If she wanted other people to enjoy the gist she wouldn’t ask for truth or dare with you alone, so use your head.
So, comrade, I hope with these few points of mine, I’ve been able to expose you to some secrets of the street, na full OT be this. May the blessings of other comrades be with you.
